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"Everyone walks around with a part of themselves broken and bent out of shape, a little portion of themselves out of sync and crumbling thanks to the nature of loving and trying to be loved by other people."
-Tegan and Sara (via durianquotes)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa


me at home:  i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away:  I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)